Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus

Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius

by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018

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Get the Size 14 appetitemug.

A stadium appetite

When you go to a sports stadium and order: a plastic cup filled up way to high with bad beer, a bag of unsalted peanuts and a hotdog with a way to short bun.
Afterwards you’ll have diarhea in a stall with no door while 20 guys wait for you to finish.

Person1: yeah... I’ve got a stadium appetite
Peson2: ohh... really. Good lick man...

by That manly man June 2, 2018

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Get the A stadium appetitemug.

Phone appetit

The need to borrow a telephone because your battery has gone dead.

Phone appetit mate?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 11, 2018

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Get the Phone appetitmug.

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020

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Get the bone appetitmug.

inconveniencing appetite

A person with an appetite that always kicks in at a bad time and becomes very bitchy when they don't get their food.

Hunter and Noah are in the car on a 2 hour trip when Hunter suddenly becomes hungry.

Hunter: Noah we need to pull over at a rest stop I'm starving.

Noah: Really you just ate before we left and we have been in the car for 25 minutes.

Hunter: Just pull the fuck over and get me some fucking food you prick.

Noah: Shit man you have such an inconveniencing appetite.

by Fox979 July 26, 2012

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