The Apprentice

A reality show created by Donald Trump, one of the biggest billions in the world.

The reality show is when you can win a job....so exciting

Bob: "Yo dude that show The Apprentice rocks! I won try and win a job on it!"
Jim: "Your a loser man. Just work at Mc'Donalds."

by Smedy June 28, 2006

Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012

WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on the 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 17, 2021

WIzard Apprentice

A 20+ year old virgin.

Julian became 20 on 18th of September 2021 and was still a virgin. He is now walking the path of a Wizard and thus became a Wizard Apprentice, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by LonelyAndrogyn September 18, 2021

tattoo apprentice

The bitch of the tattoo shop. The person who answers phones, costantly does bitch work, cleans up after everyone including theirselves and gets paid $0. A tattoo apprentice can be male or female, either way you're still a bitch, & expected to be at the shop open to close every single day of operation. Tattoo apprenticeships can be short, or they can be long. They can last a year, or 10 years, or however long your mentor feels like you need, to become a suitable tattoo artist. Through and around all of the bitch work you will learn the fine art of tattooing. When your apprenticeship is complete, you will have earned the title of being a real "tattoo artist" & you will be among the coolest people in the world, besides hair stylists, which are at the top of top cool list.

I'm tired of answering the phones, & cleaning, we need a tattoo apprentice.

by Youalreadyknowthetruth April 21, 2015

sorcerer's apprentice mode

Like Mickey Mouse's brooms, sorcerer's apprentice mode is a computer event that triggers over and over again on its own output. There was once a time on USENET (an internet message board system) where a program was written to cancel anonymously posted messages automatically. Problem was, the canceling message was also an anonymous message which caused the program to trigger on its own output.

This actually will happen if you try to downgrade a 2.0 firmware PSP and you have Norton running...the screen real estate gets used up faster and faster with the same darn error message. This is because it gets a false positive that the downgrader is PSPBrick, then Norton quarantines the "virus" which causes it to notice the freshly quarantined virus as a new virus that was just installed seconds later, and the process repeats.

some source (sorce) code

int main(){
printf("There's been a horrible error!);
main(); /* call the main function and eat more memory */
}
return 0

"I tried to copy the downgrader to my PSP, but Norton seems to have went into sorcerer's apprentice mode."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood January 13, 2007

sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.

my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.

by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011