Y! Answers

A question and answer website made by Yahoo! where anybody with a yahoo mail account can join and help others for points and ask questions by spending the earned points. Questions are most likely to be answered and sometimes the answers could be useless. Many categories of questions are answered. Some question can be very dumb where people could find it by researching the internet but choose not to. The website is full of spammers that will tell you to join websites. Eventually you get reported and all your hard work is gone because your account gets banned for spamming multiple times or cursing.

These are some examples of any kinds of Qs and As you would find in Y! Answers

Spammed answer

Q: I do i get a ps3 at cheap price?
A: Oh use this website and u can get it for free: "referral link or scam site"

Bad answer

Q: Why did _____ happen to me?
A: google it
A: idk, maybe because of ____, but im not sure

Dumb question
Q:How much does a macbook cost?
A: $1000
A: google it dumb a$$

Not a question question

Q: Earn free stuff!!???
description: hey join this site under me: example.com/refer/nolifespammer

Opinion question
Q: what should i get, a ps3 or xbox?
A: xbox, ps3 gay
A: ps3, xbox gay

by bhargavat August 22, 2010

Yahoo answers

A place where teenagers ask stupid questions they also can’t spell and there is a lot of trolls and smartasses there.

Xxlilyxx: uhm wen I wake uhp dis slimy gooey thing keeps on cuming out of my vagina??? I dink a slug is inside of meh??? Halp?? Best answer get 5 star!!
Vanillaa: yeah meh tu I have the sam problem :((

Garrysworld: you probably have a slug inside of u go to a doctor. Answer my question? Www.yahooanswers.com/why+does+my+gf+have+a+penis\\
Prolife240: hahaha kill ur self stupid slut 😂 who raised u get out of here you are so stupid 😂

Cutiebae: it’s discharge calm down!
That’s yahoo answers for you...

by ♥️Panzo♥️ July 8, 2020

Yahoo! Answers loop

When you answer one stupid question on Yahoo! Answers, and you continuously click the "Show me another" button until you finally run out of points to answer with or snap out of your daze. Similar to the Wikipedian loop or YouTube loop.

An unintentional Yahoo! answers loop may start with one question...
*Would you tongue kiss someone if they had food in their mouth?
And then suddenly you're answering more without thinking...
*Who else had pancakes for breakfast?
*Does anybody remember the Angry Beavers?
*Can I join the Army even though I'm a drug addict?

*Questions actually taken from Yahoo! Answers.

by hoshizuku January 5, 2010

yahoo answers

The next attempt to eliminate Google.

Tom asked "How do I beat Slender?" on Yahoo Answers, and it took a whole day for him to get a answer, and most of them were sarcasm stupidity. I googled it and went straight to www.google.com while he had to wait for a week for some (sarcasm)"good"(sarcasm) answers.

by Ryouu March 25, 2013

Yahoo Answers

A website that people go on for one of the following reasons:

1. They need relationship/ medical advice
2. They are too much of a stupid fuck to use Google.
3. To troll various sections to piss the 35 year old's who live in their mom's basement
4. To go on Polls and Surveys to have social interactions with the no-life losers of the section.

EL OH EL! I'm going to R&S to ask a question about seeing Jesus in my pancake and burning it! Can't wait for the Holy rollers to freak!

I have 12 warts on my vagina! No way should I be sensible and see a doctor, I have Yahoo Answers!!!!

I truly love all of my "contacts" that I talk to on Formspring and message!!!!!!

*sarcasm*

by Peanutbutterfudge December 23, 2010

Peter answers

Peteranswers.com is a website that you can use to trick your friends into believing that the website can guess the answers to the questions you ask it. To use peter answers, in the petition box press the "." (period) key then type the answer of the question you are going to ask. To everyone around you it will look as if you are typing "Peter, please answer" if your answer is shorter than "Peter, please answer" then you press "." again and finish the petition (Same thing if your answer is long with Peter, please answer the following question). Then, add a colon to the end of the word "answer" (or "question" depending on how long your answer is) and type in your question! Your friends will be amazed. When they try to type in a question, Peter will say something like, "You do not believe in Peter" and won't give them an answer.

Peter answers won't work for me because I don't believe in the website.

by Jeff_W January 9, 2009

Yahoo Answers Trolls

A Yahoo Answer trolls is usually someone who enjoys to annoy everyone else on Yahoo Answers (but some aren't like that). The Yahoo Answers Trolls are usually found in the Polls & Surveys category but they sometimes venture into other categories. But there are many types of Yahoo Answers Trolls.
The Scroll Troll: A troll who loves to create an incredibly long answer so you cannot see the other answers without scrolling down the screen for at least 5 minutes. The smart thing to do when you see a scroll troll is to thumb them down.
The Reporter Trolls: Reports innocent questions and answers that are not angianst the community guidelines just for fun.
Spam Troll: A troll who always asks the same question or always answers with the same answer.
Funny Trolls: Trolls that make the Yahoo Answers users laugh. Unlike the other trolls, these trolls are actually liked by most of the Yahoo users.

Person 1: Do you go on Yahoo Answers?
Person 2: Yea, but its invaded with trolls!
Person 1: That sucks
Person 2: I know! Yahoo Answers Trolls are so annoying!

by Goldenfur productions June 12, 2011