alphaing

When a man walks into a space where there are one or more men in a way that announces his alpha maleness in some obviously way. This can be with a slow, shoulder-swinging walk, or just with a tough guy look on his face or with another affected gesture of nonchalance.

It can be as little as shooting you with a look though to 'let you know he's there' and is the alpha male within this particular territory, unless you have any ambitions to prove otherwise
Her ex-boyfriend walked in and started alphaing over by the the bar.
by Stivchik January 29, 2016
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alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.
Dude! That weed was ALPHA!
by matt October 17, 2004
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alpha

The first letter of the Greek alphabet, used to denote the first or foremost item of a set, for example by biologists to refer to the highest ranking in a social group of animals. More recently, out of the MRA cesspool leaked a travesty of this concept, applying it to (exclusively male) humans. Used by overgrown boys to refer to themselves, as apposed to everybody else being a beta, a cuck, or a peasant. Fancy themselves kings of the world because they got laid once, or at least claim to have been. Completely fall apart the second someone questions their weak charade of masculinity. Sure sign of an infantile dipshit and/or massive douche.
I was like, I am the alpha male I get to fuck all the bitches, and you are just a weak beta cuck. Anyway, the dentist said it will take two or three more sessions to fix this.
by toomuchBS February 04, 2018
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the alpha

"The Alpha" is the dominant male participating in a 3-way sexual encounter involving two men and one lady.

The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.

It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.

Steve was The Alpha.

(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
by Will McKenzie January 01, 2017
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alpha

n. the leader of a given fraternity. Usually seen in the frat picture wearing Lacoste shorts and shirt with a Ralph Lauren sports coat, Gucci sunglasses, and holding a cat. He is usually sweet as fuck.
"Hello, welcome to the party. I am the alpha of this fraternity." "You're sweet as fuck!" "I know."
by Col. Hans Landa August 01, 2011
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alpha

A lonely man with no friends and gets no bitches. He plays cards like a nerd with his friend lucas.
by 1234231 February 13, 2017
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alpha

when one shows mega dominance over others, and appears more powerful than may meet the eye. alpha's tend to be arrogant, however everyone wants to be the alpha!
person 1: i am a dominant alpha!
person 2: *runs away*
by youeboom123 May 31, 2021
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