lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate I'll be right back, just gotta lay down a log

by bobjonas December 29, 2015

Tear off a log

When you get so angry you poop?

You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!

by ajrizzler April 20, 2021

leave a log

When you poop. Usually somewhere inappropriate.

I think I'll leave a log in the water while no one is looking.

by fruitytooty May 4, 2006

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

turd on a log

When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!

Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.

by Mammarie March 30, 2017

ur dog a log

Only to be used in extreme, dire situations, in which every phrase in your arsenal has been either used, exhausted, or turned against you. This is the ultimate comeback which, once uttered triggers a chain reaction of events that collapses the sun, destroys the Milky Way galaxy, and ends all life in the universe as we know it. This is final. This is The End.

John:Ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur brother mother, ur sister mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur ancestors incestors, and your family tree LGBT.
Henry: You've left me no choice.
John: Wait stop I didn't mean any o-.
Henry: It's too late. You've doomed us all.
John:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Henry:ur dog a log.
*Gunshots sound, screams in the distance, sirens can be heard from afar. The moon has ceased to exist. The galaxy is spiraling 200000x faster, tearing itself and everything around it apart at rapid speeds. The end of the universe has come. There is no salvation. God has left the server.

by KingKonguptheAss June 6, 2018

lump on a log

Lazy; the act of not doing anything but sitting or laying down on a surface.

Instead of sitting there like a lump on a log, why don't you you outside and watch your brothers?

by beauty_and_a_freak June 24, 2010