Alcashits

After a night of partying and binge drinking you wake up and shit so hard core you have to get up during the shit and leave the bathroom bc it smells that fuckin bad.

HOLY shit i had the alcashits so bad this morning that i felt like i blew out my O ring.

by TG and JG December 28, 2008

alcam

a massive faggot

n. that Alcam is a the biggest faggot ever claiming he has the fastest stock MPS when it isn't even stock

by Bazzeroo November 14, 2013

alcawhore

A typically shy girl who will hit on anything in sight when drunk.

"Did you see Allison at that party last night? She was a total alcawhore!"

by Hollly October 28, 2006

alcantara

the tightest, most delicious, most luxurious, most dirtiest, most big dick and balls having human beings on the face of the earth. If a girl's vagina starts to tingle and become moist, it is likely that an elusive alcantara is within a 3 mile radius.

Damn that fool is tight. There's lots of horny chicks around. He must be an alcantara.

by Johnny5alive September 2, 2010

Alcamahol

A Homerism aka. the Simpsons

hmmm beer , I love Alcomahal

by JohnnySix January 13, 2003

Alcapoopies

The horrible alcohol induced case of the shits that happens after a long night of drinking. May include severe stomach cramping and smelly farts.

Ben; "I've been up since 5am, running to the bathroom continuously!"
Mark; "dude...you have a case of the alcapoopies"

by tigger16 September 2, 2012

Alcandor

known to be charismatic, self-reliant and a kind-hearted soul

Alcandor is a charming and tenderhearted soul.

by rrrr02p0810 January 5, 2021