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actual lol

"Lol" has been so overused over the last couple of years that now people will say "lol" when they are not actually laughing out loud. "Actual lol" means that the speaker/texter/messager is literally laughing out loud.
by Johanna W September 29, 2006
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actual holy crap

A rare toilet phenomenon that draws crowds from all corners of the house and potentially the entire neighbourhood but keeps cisterns and pumps inactive for days.

An 'actual holy crap' has a golden glow. When one gazes upon it's beauty a choir of angels start to sing. However what really seperates this piece of poo from the others is simply miraculous.

An 'actual holy crap' unlike it's cousin the floater which just floats on the water seemingly walks across the water. In fact it almost skips!

An 'actual holy crap' does not have any political will but does have strong opinions on global issues.

An 'actual holy crap' may feign being camera shy but scientists have discovered they crave attention.

Sadly 'actual holy craps' have a short lifespan due to their abhorrent smell and suicidal tendencies.
"Have you heard about that angelic piece of crap on the news? They're saying the little fella walks on water and he has a golden glow!"....."Now that's an actual holy crap"
by sunshiyong November 25, 2010
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actual size

The phrase "actual size" is used to claim that a displayed item is really as large as displayed. "actual size" also denotes the extent displayed in an image by any representation .
Tim spread his arms and states "actual size!"
by bfg9009 April 18, 2008
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Actual Spetznaz technique

A dubious technique, often from video games or movies, said to have been ACTUALLY used by Russian special forces.
Wikipedia: A possible example of actual use of two guns firing at the same time is "Dual wield", practiced by Russian special forces.

Bob: Hey, did you know the Russians had an actual Spetznaz technique called "double jump"?
Al: I don't think so, Bob.
by the So Fine January 23, 2011
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Actual fucking shit

Yael and Kimberly’s relationship is actual fucking shit
by shista.james June 9, 2018
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Actual Slang

Dude nobody uses actual slang from Urban Dictionary, it’s all for the meme
by Elijie December 2, 2019
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Actual Garbage

You. Right now.
"You're actual garbage, mate!" my 12-year-old son screams from his room in an english accent during an eventful match of Fortnite.
by actual garbage December 25, 2019
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