Acorn

a thing that falls out of a tree

Jared: You fell out of a tree, what are you, an acorn?

Acorn by CronchingBathbombs July 7, 2019

Acorn

Name:
very trustworthy and kind

can be stoopid and fun to talk to

very nice person and is caring towards everyone

OMG LOOK THERE'S ACORN
ITS ACORN! HES SO NICE

Acorn by BOO🍩 June 5, 2020

Acorn

Home of the most notorious ‘ganbangers’ In Canada and best basketball players ally’s with Jane and finch and wass gang

Acorn’s block is always hot

Acorn by Trapgeek November 17, 2021

Acorn

A is for acorn
B is for bunch of acorns
C is for copious amounts of acorns

D is for dont fucking touch my acorns
E is for every acorn
F is for fuck you those are my acorns now
G is for get away from my acorns
H is for here have an acorn
J is for joking give me back my acorn
K is Kill anyone who takes my acorns
L is for let this joke die
M is for more acorns
N is for no more acorn jokes
O is for OMG stop with the acorns
P is for please let me die! Oh god is this hell!
Q is for Quit. I should have done that long ago.
R is for Really! Again!!!
S is for Seriously leave my acorns alone.
T is for Thanks, and this had been my ted talk.

Boy came up, and acorned the alphabet.

"What did we learn in class today?"

Kids - "acorn"

Acorn by UnknownCrazyCat December 1, 2021

Acorn in a Fur Coat 

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

Acorn in a Fur Coat by reversefront September 3, 2016

Acorn Smuggler 

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.

The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.

Acorn Smuggler by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

acorn penis 

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

acorn penis by Magic M December 17, 2006