Aberchristian

One who is only interested in going to church or youth group because it is the cool thing to do within his social circle. When not praising the Lord, Aberchristians are generally fucking or drinking-- being as hypocritical as possible. The prefix "Aber" is derived from the fact that they are generally overprivileged rich kids from East Cobb who exclusively wear Abercrombie and Fitch and are as fake as the ideology behind the brand.

"Did you hear about Nerissa fucking Jordan in the JFBC parking lot after youth group?"
"In his new Navigator? God, I hate Aberchristians."

by Wediditforreggie May 6, 2006

Abercrombie & Fitch

A store that was formed in 1892 as a hunting supply/surplus company. Is now a clothing store popular on college campuses and high schools. More expensive than most other clothing stores, (Gap, American Eagle, Old Navy, etc.) yet people still pay for it. Also owns two stores targeted at elementary/middle school-aged kids: abercrombie (all lower case) and Hollister Co., which is supposed to have a California/surfer image. Love it or hate it, it isn't going to go anywhere for a while.

I used to hate this store because everyone wore it, but then I pulled my head out of my ass and realized that they're just clothes.

by Matt April 16, 2005

Aberzombie and Bitch

What you turn into about buying from and wearing abercrombie. You turn into a zombie always following trends and a bitch because you think your hot.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl? She was wearing the same thing as all of her friends!
Guy 2: Aberzombie and Bitch I suppose

by KC1012 May 2, 2011

abercrombie & fitch

A store that makes a majority of it's sales off of near pornographic advertisement and the false promise of higher quality materials in their clothing. A majority of this clothing is made in China and India, while it is designed in the United States. The clothes are very inexpensive to make, as the materials and wages per average item cost around $8.00. Reports of child labor have been proven false by FBI investigations in Southeast Asia, but it has been verified that the labor conditions are harsh, and the average wage of workers has been established at 75% below the national standard. (In other words, $1.29 an hour.) This clothing store is generally associated with the higher classes, but can also be found sported by lower classes, who feel inclined to shop there in order to fit in with those above them on the financial ladder. In summary, the claims of higher quality material and manufacture made by Abercrombie and Fitch are unfounded. People must admit that they are buying a label and simply that. The same is true for A + F's subsidiary company Hollister Co, though Hollister is not under fire for obscene advertisement. Those who choose to shop at Abercrombie or Hollister may do as they wish, however they should not feel entitled to superior treatment as there are millions of people with superior clothing brands who are at this very moment, laughing their asses off at the unfounded arrogance of most A + F shoppers. For those A + F shoppers out there who cant think of these brands, try these on for size: (Armani Exchange, Giorgio Armani, Emporio Armani, Gianni Versace, Prada, Gucci, Chanel, Fendi, Mark Jacobs, Dior, Pucci, Missoni.... and the list goes on. So next time A + F shoppers feel like snubbing someone for wearing less expensive clothing than them, realize that there is always someone better than you, and that they are looking down on you in the exact same way....

A+F Girl/Boy: "Look at that girl in her Wal-Mart capris! Oh my god, I would never even be seen in a Wal-Mart with all that poor trash!"

Armani Girl/Boy: "Look that girl in her abercrombie & fitch capris! What a bunch of jack-ass poor people trying to look rich. I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those crappy stores, I'd probably get mugged or something..."

Prada Girl/Boy: "Look at that girl in her Armani Exchange capris! Thinks she is all bad ass or something! What a stupid dumb-ass, always trying to compete with the truly rich, why cant poor people just admit that they are poor and dress the part?"

See? The list goes on...

by Quarzm Shebaou September 17, 2008

Aberdeen Petrol

A method of propulsion for a car; involves switching off the engine and coasting downhill. A way of saving fuel money supposedly used by tight-fisted Aberdonians.

I'm all out of cash until the next payday - I've been running on Aberdeen Petrol for the last week!

by shmelk October 29, 2008

abercrombie & fitch

They made thongs for 10 year olds.

Excuse me while I choke on my own vomit.

Why the fuck did Abercrombie & Fitch think 10 year olds would wear thong panties? And what kind of parents actually buy them for their daughters?

by Borat Saghdiyev April 25, 2007

Aberzombie

a person who dresses as if they are a walking mannequin for Abercrombie & Fitch. Known as mostly white males, who travel in packs of 3 or more, who act all cool, talk about girls loudly while walking through the mall, and act more masculine than what they really are.

"I can't stand that guy, he's such an aberzombie."

Also "aberzombied": some young hottie (who just happens to look like he's from an A&F catalog) passes by you and when he smiles and says "hi" to you while passing... it puts you in a trance: you feel "aberzombied".

by Patrick Patterson August 12, 2006