Abscond

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

When the police raided, we absconded from the scene.

by Demonicos March 16, 2020

Abscondment Day

When someone abandons their of Duty of Care for people and takes off on holiday. Specifically December 16th 2019. A national day of showing utter disappointment and dissatisfaction in Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) who absconded to a holiday in Hawaii with his family whilst most of Australia was engulfed in rampaging bushfires which destroyed homes, businesses, towns and states. Many lives were lost and Australian firefighters did not even have enough equipment to fight these fires. The then Prime Minister Scott Morrison (Scomo) chose to stay in Hawaii even after he was criticised for leaving his people to holiday on the other side of the globe, his response? “I don’t hold a hose mate”… Australians were quite underwhelmed with that response and now wear Hawaiian Shirts on “Abscondment Day” to mourn the day Australian Government lost its compassion and care for its people, represented by the at the actions of one Scott Morrison (Scomo) soon to be ex-prime minister of Australia 🇦🇺

Remember that time the Prime Minister of Australia left Australia burning in the midst of a bushfire crisis to go for a holiday ? Yeah well that’s Abscondment Day!

by Facetious is me December 15, 2021

Abscontia

An exclamation of offense or incredulity.

Jennifer: You know Becky, that top you're wearing is incredibly tacky.
Becky: Abscontia! You're just jealous that my parents are still together.

by Toldyoujosep December 7, 2022

absconding

Indian and British English: to run away and shit.

Malik misteriwalla is absconding from jail in Thiruvananthapuram

by absconding May 18, 2014

abocos

a 21st centurie god who is the ruler of Muffins!! you can use as an adjective that describes somebody who likes Muffins.

1.A I hate Muffins

B don't say that or abocos will eat you!~!
A that's a lie...
abocos: roar!!! ( Abocus eats the man)

2 man i love muffins.
I know you are such an abocus.

by seklly January 26, 2011

abscond to constantinople

When someone in a relationship resorts to a ridiculous story to end the relationship because the other party just doesn't seem to get the message.

Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.

by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016

abtopchemphobia

A phobia of cleaning your house.

I can't clean today, or ever, because I have abtopchemphobia,

by Rider Joe August 24, 2012