ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy)

The point in life when you can clearly see that one ball hangs lower than the other.

The 30's sucked. First time I had to wear glasses, gained about 20 pounds and developed ABD (Advanced Ball Discrepancy).

by Duece79 September 2, 2016

abd

All be damned!

John: That girl Emma broke up with my ass, she was a prostitute too.

Jeff: ABD!!

by anonymous February 8, 2021

Abd

Attractive but dead

"Hey, that girl in that car accident back there is Abd!"

by HockeyGoalie23 September 28, 2015

Abd al-malik'ed

When you get your doonies beaten down so hard that you get your dome rocked. Such a violent thrusting motion can only achieve such an accomplishment.

Dahmer: "Bro where were you last night???"
Epstein: "Sorry bro some guy at a bar Abd al-malik'ed me hard last night"
Dahmer: "Oh?"

by Jeff Epstein 616 October 19, 2022

ABD

Athiestic Boner Deficiency

ABD: "When talk of The Big Bang theory, brings you to your knees"....

by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! February 22, 2019

ABD

A Bitching Disorder

When someone you hate says, "OMG I have ADHD" for attention. You reply with, "Oh no you have ABD"

Or you can talk about someone you don't like by saying they have ABD

by Kiwi-Bunny-Chan March 23, 2019

abd

alive but dead

i feel like i’m abd and i’m not sleeping at night

by juicesheadband007 November 5, 2020