Moses

Moses- an amazing guy who is sweet, kind and caring. Doesn’t open up easily, but is loving at heart. A keeper! ;)
Them: Oh wow, did you see him? He must be Moses!
by Pumpkin30 March 30, 2019
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Moses

Describing something as exceptionally good, exciting, or entertaining. Also is commonly used to describe good taste.
Dude the new NBA box from Taco Bell is moses.

Did you see Vince Carter last night? He scored 48 points. It was moses.
by jnichols36 February 09, 2010
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The Moses

A sexual act where the female expects the male to wear a condom...but at the last second the male removes the condom, penetrates and yells, 'Let my people go!'
I totally pulled The Moses on my girlfriend last night, and now she needs an abortion.
by ComedyGoo August 06, 2010
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The Moses

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.
I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch
by D. Bruch May 11, 2009
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moses

1. Somone who likes to eat girls out while there on there rag. derived from moses parting the "red seas"

2. a butch lesbian, aso derived from moses parting the "red seas"
"ewww.. whats that all over your face... moses!"
by Munky88 July 13, 2005
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moses

a word used to describe an inhabitant of the inner west

common characteristics include
- a mother with exquisite cooking techniques (although, bel's mother will ALWAYS be superior)
- uses words not otherwise known to the english language, ie wey
- appears in public wearing odd blue glasses
- possess little to no understanding of the wonder of The Shire
- also commonly refers to self by pretentious initials
- generally has red hair ( a ranga ), but refuses to admit to existence of their genetic disorder
- one that likes to pimp in shays sunnies and an elvis belt

"hey look at that guy, he's semi attractive"
"nah, check out those glasses, he's majorly moses"

"ohmygod! check out that guy! look at his red hair!"
"yeah, i know, clearly moses..."
by rachmarty April 20, 2008
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moses

a guy who will or had sex with a girl when she has her period,
part the red sea right?
Betty: I got some last night.
Jane: I thought you had your period?
Betty: Yes, but John is freaking moses.
by 11212 October 12, 2006
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