Dad

A man who has not found milk yet and never will cus the milk on the other side of the universe
Dad saidIn terms of milk we have no milk”
by Milkmaker October 23, 2020
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The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
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Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!

Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?

Father: ................
by IcyShadows January 18, 2011
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A father who his child can rely on. He hugs and jokes and treats his family with respect, caring for the child, making sure that they want to live and keep them from harm from others and their selves. He listens to his child, he cares for their interests and never laughs at their mistakes. He understands his child's dream and ambitions and would go out of his way to help them reach this. He never puts money at a higher importance, and knows that he cannot buy love.
Above all, he will not hurt his daughter.
Dad often gives hugs to their children
by Sonisphere December 29, 2011
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how could i know what a dad is? i eat my cereal with water.
a guy: i love my dad.

me: i love my water
by mayahawkesgf:) March 13, 2023
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Leaves you when you are young for either milk or cigarettes.
Dad! I haven’t seen you in ten years!
by Milo Crybaby May 06, 2020
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where are you?
It's been 10 years. The gas station is only a mile away. Please come back dad
by One Big Mistake April 29, 2019
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