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dad-a-base

Where your dad keeps his dad jokes. (Don't look too hard or you might find some sex tapes with your mom in them)
Where'd your dad keep his dad jokes? In his dad-a-base.
dad-a-base by Jennaak November 24, 2021

A good dad 

Not Thanos
‘He yeeted his daughter of a cliff for a cliff for a shiny rock and tortured the other he’s not a good dad
‘Sir this is 911

a whole dad 

Oh he cute he a whole dad
a whole dad by Nainai$22 March 13, 2021

pulled a my dad 

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.
Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.

my dad is a asshole

Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones

It can be any abuse

Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either

He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible

He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these

He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship 

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*