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The Best Parts of a Woman

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
by Bad C dev February 10, 2021
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A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.
"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman
by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008
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man writen by a woman

This is a good compliment meaning he understands women in a way that some incompetent (and sadly common) men have made to seem hard to find.
He understands me so well he is a "man writen by a woman"
by FriendlyBean1796 October 7, 2021
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i am a woman

Mwahahaha I shall control you now and I am a women
I am a woman mwahahahaha
by Iamapotato5776 May 6, 2017
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Slob of a Woman

a) Adj. A woman so despicable in her actions that she frequently repulses people by her mere behavior, and shows likeness to filthy slob. Often she is not aware of how her actions are perceived by other, resulting in a hideous blue Vodka Cruiser stained cackle when she mistakenly thinks that people are laughing with her, not at her.
A girl is in such a state of mental unrest while hungover, that she drops her MacDonald's burger on the balcony floor, squats down and proceeds to pick her burger to bits while shoveling large quantities into her mouth in a similar posture to a gorilla. All the while she breathes rather loudly through her mouth due to her 'sinus problems'.

You could use this instance to say "God, Brooke, you really are a Slob of a Woman."
by bluey_grey October 17, 2008
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explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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Just killed a woman

The full quote is ‘Just killed a woman, felling good!’, which is a quote made by TommyInnit in a stream of his.
TommyInnit: Just killed a woman, felling good!
Everyone:laughs*
by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj December 30, 2020
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