Just killed a woman 

The full quote is ‘Just killed a woman, felling good!’, which is a quote made by TommyInnit in a stream of his.

TommyInnit: Just killed a woman, felling good!
Everyone:laughs*

Just killed a woman by sfkja,fnmajfnvjnsfj December 30, 2020

killed a badger 

To pass gas or or other wise shit your pants.
To clear a room or vechile.
To end a dive suddenly.

Smells like he killed a badger.
Had to pull over a get out of the car, because Matt KILLED A BADGER.
Look someone killed a badger in there drysuit under wear and left it on the shore.

killed a badger by TFT1974 March 30, 2007

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Pulling a Helen Keller by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

killed a white spider 

Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.

I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.

Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.

killed a white spider by Allsorties July 19, 2017

killed a spoon 

To kill a spoon is to make sexual noises while watching hannah montanna with a spoon in hand. You will see it will make you want to kill yourself with the spoon. :)

Fred: OH EM GEE, My friend agatha just killed herself with a spoon watching hannah montanna

Charlie: what a slut skank bitch whore! She just killed a spoon!

killed a spoon by Lilexx March 1, 2009

Killed a Bear 

The aftermath of period sex. The bedsheets look like a large animal was mutilated on the bed. Not to be confused with the popular "Build a Bear" store at your local mall.

Dude, I thought my girl was finished with here period and after sex I turned on the lights and it looked like someone killed a bear.

period rag bloody sex build a bear gore

Killed a Bear by ponzi_joe May 14, 2015

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife 

A white redneck Cod4 player killed a 3 ton brown grizzly bear with a knife in colorado in 1969.
Ryan Ferguson is a beast that hates takin pills and goes insane on the weekends

I killed a bear with a "Fergie Killed a bear with a knife."

Dude did you see him kill that bear?
Y dude he fergied the bear

Fergie Killed a bear with a knife by chod69 March 5, 2008