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John Callahan

One of the best teachers you would ever have at Staten Island Technical High School. Pray to the Lord Buddha Allah Christ that you get him for your Russian teacher. Just don't sleep or be late for his class because it means смерть (death)!
Bob: You in tech right? Who do you have for Russian?
Jimmy: John Callahan
Bob: Lucky Bastard
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A Callahan

A Callahan is when you finish on a Female while rounding first usually cause by a Bare Penis touch.
Bethany wanted some hands on experience but as soon as she started Pierce pulled a Callahan.
by TC fucker March 11, 2011
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Paige Callahan

She is an amazing girl nobody can miss her. She is shy, but has an open mind about boys. She can be very mean but nice too
Why are u being a Paige Callahan
by Weliveforever_55 July 26, 2017
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darrell callahan

is that darrell callahan he is a total math teacher.
by ayden p May 25, 2022
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captain-callahan

captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.
"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"

"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."
by gwenfan1 March 1, 2012
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Callahan Jackhammer

After a male and female have rough sexual intercourse, and the female's leg starts shaking and vibrating, thus not being able to walk.
Dude, I just gave her the Callahan Jackhammer and she won't be able to walk for a bit!
by Nutsnbutts October 11, 2022
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Callahan

a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.
"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."
by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022
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