Joey Callahan

An awesome, attractive youth minister. It also means to be the GOAT. He also typically makes really bad calls in games. A Joey Callahan is also typically super strong and buff.

Dude, he's definitely a Joey Callahan.

by RFBC Youth July 21, 2024

callahaned

to be duped by someone in sales to buy something and verbally get the world promised to you.

Hey Team, we got a new client signed off on 1 firewall to be installed in 8 hours. oh btw, the client claims they also got 4 switches, 3 servers, a new backup system on top of it.... we got callahaned!!

by McLovesky January 17, 2022

Callahan

A shithole in Northern Florida with racist and homophobic republicans, who drive pick up trucks and flip off people of color. The children at the high school are demon spawns and clearly grew up here, so they pick up racist traits, and have horrible taste in music food.

Aw you live in Callahan. (Jacksonville resident)

Unfortunately. (Me)
Callahan is a town in NE Florida

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022

darrell callahan

a math teacher

is that darrell callahan he is a total math teacher.

by ayden p May 25, 2022

captain-callahan

captain-callahan.tumblr.com is a blog run by a girl named gwen. Gwen is a perfect example of the 4 F's. ( fierce, flawless, fabulous, and fantastic) She is the queen of the New York Rangers which would make her Henrik Lundqvist's wife. Even Wayne Gretzky bows down to her. Gwen knows everything about the 1994 Rangers season and keyboard cat which makes her even more perf. I mean, just look at her posts. They are more then the bees knees (because we all know bees don't have knees) they are like the horses wings. Which was basically a reference to Taylor Hall's hair if you didn't catch that.

"Omg look at that captain-callahan blog. that girl is wonderful"

"Ikr. I heard when Gwen went to a game, Brandon Prust's overbite jaw dropped."

by gwenfan1 March 01, 2012

Callahan

a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.

"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."

by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022

Callahan Jackhammer

After a male and female have rough sexual intercourse, and the female's leg starts shaking and vibrating, thus not being able to walk.

Dude, I just gave her the Callahan Jackhammer and she won't be able to walk for a bit!

by Nutsnbutts October 11, 2022