71 91

when you wipe your ass and your middle finger rips through the toilet paper causing your finger to jam into your ass.

bro your finger stinks you must of committed a 71 91

by P.I.M.P.123 December 18, 2004

Policy 71

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018

SR-71

A slang term for premature ejaculation based on the SR-71 supersonic spy plane (The Blackbird).

Amy says "Phil did a SR-71 again last night, can't even last 2 minutes"

by Phil Rasmussen April 22, 2010

71

The sexual act of 69 with the added bonus of a finger not just up your partners rectum, but yours as well.

70 isn't enough for me baby, sling me a 71!

by Rubbedawrongway September 10, 2023

71

i bet your from that chain well take 72 now

71 - 2 = 69 = nice

by BottomDop April 11, 2022

The 71

You and your girl get into the 69 position and you both take one finger and insert it into each other's buttholes. So you got a 69 plus two fingers, the 71!

Hey baby I'm feeling frisky, would you like to try the 71 tonight?

by BiggieO13 November 17, 2022

roll 71

killing yourself

person 1: "im gonna roll 71"
person 2: "rip shoutout to his family doe"

by thickthighfemboys April 21, 2024