It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"
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It's much like the "mile high club," but much more difficult. You have to have sex (preferably a different person each time) in all 50 states.
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Here's a typical sex scene from 50 shades of Grey:
Ana (thinking): He's so hot! I must have him, I wonder what he'll do
Chris: Okay bitch, come here.
Ana: Okay
Chris (whips ana with something).
Ana thinks: This is just the beginning, it'll be over, I should enjoy this but I don't
Chris: Yeah....Now suck my cock
Ana: Okay (thinks) is this the good part, I'm hoping I do a good job, I wouldn't want him to leave me. Yes, I think it's good, he seems pleased, his dick is still hard, so in health class, that means he's excited. I wonder what will happen next
Chris: Good girl, good girl
Ana: (thinks) Yes... once more.
The book would have been more exciting if it had went like this.
Ana (spread eagle): Alright Chris, do whatever you like. (Shakes ass)
Chris: (Takes belt and hits ana with it) How you like that, bitch.
Ana: Yeah, do it again! I love that, hit that ass, hit that pussy!
Chris: Suck my cock bitch!
Ana: Gladly, mmm, yummy cock.
Chris: Moans, good girl, suck harder
Ana: Yeahhhhh.
The book would have been more entertaining to read if the scenes had been written like this. I apologize if I made you get hard.
Ana (thinking): He's so hot! I must have him, I wonder what he'll do
Chris: Okay bitch, come here.
Ana: Okay
Chris (whips ana with something).
Ana thinks: This is just the beginning, it'll be over, I should enjoy this but I don't
Chris: Yeah....Now suck my cock
Ana: Okay (thinks) is this the good part, I'm hoping I do a good job, I wouldn't want him to leave me. Yes, I think it's good, he seems pleased, his dick is still hard, so in health class, that means he's excited. I wonder what will happen next
Chris: Good girl, good girl
Ana: (thinks) Yes... once more.
The book would have been more exciting if it had went like this.
Ana (spread eagle): Alright Chris, do whatever you like. (Shakes ass)
Chris: (Takes belt and hits ana with it) How you like that, bitch.
Ana: Yeah, do it again! I love that, hit that ass, hit that pussy!
Chris: Suck my cock bitch!
Ana: Gladly, mmm, yummy cock.
Chris: Moans, good girl, suck harder
Ana: Yeahhhhh.
The book would have been more entertaining to read if the scenes had been written like this. I apologize if I made you get hard.
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My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.
A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.
A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"
"Which one"
"50 shades of grey"
"Oh, that my mum reads that"
"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
"Which one"
"50 shades of grey"
"Oh, that my mum reads that"
"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
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