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4th of July Kiss

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A kiss on the 4th of July when the first firework is set off. Done with someone you care a lot about that you are willing to always remember. Preferably an aspiring actor.
Oh my God. John Shartzer was my greatest 4th of July kiss ever, I will never forget him...ever!
by A head-over-heals kid June 8, 2011
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This is where four dudes take turns jizzing onto a girls face and screaming "AMERICA, FUCK YEAH" This can only be done in the month of July
"Me and the homies found a girl who was up for a 4th of July Firework show. She looked like frosty the snowman when we were done with her."
by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017
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4th of July-ing

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The day after the 3rd and before the 5th of July, white prople are free to show their patriotism this day without being called a republican.
I saw the Roberts family 4th of July-ing by the lake , eating applepie and having fun
by Drew Art July 4, 2009
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Happy 4th of July

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During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"
"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"
by WinkWinkNudgeNudge November 11, 2013
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1/4th of July

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Pronounced "Fourth of July" Any one week in July.
Can't wait for vacation we'll be in Cabo the entire 1/4th of July.
by Twistedest August 10, 2008
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angry 4th of july

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when a male is doing a female from behind and before he cums he lifts up his arm and punches her in the nose so it bleeds then wehn she turns around all confused he jizzez in her eye then punches it to give her a black eye and forcing the jizz to splatter everywhere. red white and blue
she came over and i gave her an angry 4th of july she would never forget
by Spankanator September 19, 2008
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Post 4th of July Blues

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This is the depression that as soon as you go to bed on July 4th. July 4th is the high point of the summer as it is the only holiday between Memorial Day and Labor Day. The effects of this are severe if you take your only summer vacation before or during the 4th. Taking a vacation after the 4th greatly decreases the effects of this condition.
(On July 5th) Suzanne: I am so bummed. The 4th of July is over and I haven't taken any time off after that.

Stephanie: You should have done what I did and planned a vacation for the end of July. You are getting the full effects of the Post 4th of July Blues while I am only getting a mild effect.
by New English July 7, 2011
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