34 missing assignments

A short 4’11 black kid with dreads named “Darin”. He always goes on his phone during class when the teacher is talking about important shit. He Often need help from his teacher and his friends.

Kalief: When are you at going to fix your 3 F’s and 1 D-?

Nikshay: And those 34 Missing assignments?

Darin: Fuck you i’m doing it.

Kalief: I will believe it until I see it.

Darin: I will do it just wait and see.

Darin: I’m better than you bitches.

Darin: you guys are stuiped. Fuck you guys.

Kalief: stupid*

Nikshay: who TF are you talking to?

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

34.5

69 but whoever your having it with does all the work or you do all the work

Babe can we do 34.5?
What's that?
69 but you do all the work?

by Scooterrider69 March 6, 2020

34 + 35

ariana grande's song, bitch

"omg, i love 34 + 35!"
"like the position?"
"no, ariana grande's new song!"

by lcviiah February 18, 2021

34-25

Synonym for penis. Spells 'dick' on the phone pad.

That guy is a real 34-25!

by Meg F. September 4, 2006

34 zip

pronounced thirty-four zip

slang for 3/4 of an ounce of narcotics, commonly marijuana

34 being the 3/4 and zip slang for the ounce

i got a 34 zip of that suaze shit, lets get baked nigga...yeeeah

by 34zipDetroit August 24, 2008

34:35

Nicki Minaj 34:35

‘’If thee identity as a super straight, thou shall be made into wet food and fed to doja cat’’

Awomen🙏🏻

‘’what is your sexuality?’’
‘’I’m super straight’’
‘’The barble says its a sin ( Nicki 34:35 ) may nicki guide you’’

by Blackpink stan March 8, 2021

34 + 35

34 + 35 = 69
(30 + 30 = 60)
(4 + 5 = 9)
(60 + 9)
haha. very funny. (nope-)

Person A: What's 34 + 35?-
Person B: *Laughing*
Person C: Ariana Grande song.
Person B: D-Do the math!-
Person A: ...
Person A: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SO IMMATURE-

by Mushroom, Baby! October 18, 2021