October 29th

Ignore your friends with a name that starts with m

Friend 1: Where did mike go

Mike: I’m over here
Friend 2: he must have gone home
Mike: oh it’s October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019

October 29th

National Send Nude Day

All people born on this day have a 1 time free nude pass

Jim: My Birthday is this upcoming tuesday. Bob: What’s so special about that?

Jim: It’s october 29th, national send nude day!

by Thaman87 October 28, 2021

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day

On this day it is legal to kill Jake Ferrer.
You better run boy

October 29th- Kill Jake Ferrer day: Kill the boy named Jake Ferrer

by thxroro October 29, 2021

October 29th

Boy get girls food

Girl: bring me food
Boy: no
Girl: it’s October 29th

by Short Girl Power October 29, 2019

October 29th

On October 29th, Lorelei must forfeit her kitten to Kemi and she will take care of it for the rest of her life

Kemi: Oh it's October 29th! Hand over your kitten Lorelei.

by Kemakarmi October 28, 2019

29th of October

The day people with massive dicks are born (no matter of gender)
These people are very handsome and smart
So if you have a friend bon on this day don't you dare lose them

Hey did you know Mostafa was born on "29th of October"
Well he must have a massive dick

by Bigdickmagy December 6, 2021

October 29th

October 29th is the make up day for throwing your shortest friend every time you see them. BUT, you can only do it if you have a reasonable excuse for not doing it the day before.

Me: “I missed school yesterday, so I guess I have to throw you today because it is October 29th.

by jokesonyoujulia October 28, 2019