January 18

On this day if you are 5 foot 9 inches or taller you get to abuse your shortest best friend

Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller

by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019

January 18

Diego asks Catalina out day!!!

Diego:
It’s January 18th cat will you go out with me
Cat:
Yesssss

by anonymous January 17, 2022

January 18

Send bra jeans combo to ur bf named Ali

Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify

by Buberluber January 16, 2022

January 18

January 18: When you are at school

On January 18 Say “Mhm” when the teacher says something but say it out loud !! 😈

by litcaleners January 14, 2022

January 18

January 18, also known as tax fraud monday.

In January 18 you can commit tax frauds without any consequences.

Person 1: "Hey, today is January 18"
Person 2: "So?"
Person 1: "It's tax fraud monday :D"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah!!"

by DovanUwU January 17, 2021

January 18

National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.

You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!

by chaery30ng January 16, 2022

January 18

International head day

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--

by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022