Hey guess what today is. It's January 18, national abuse your shortest best friend day. You better watch out of all your friends 5'9" or taller
by The BFG (big fat giant) November 3, 2019
Bf:Hey (gf name) its January 18
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify
Gf:okayy fine *sends three pictures of bra jeans combo
Bf:*happy noises intensify
by Buberluber January 17, 2022
by litcaleners January 15, 2022
Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.
You: Hey, can you wax My ass?
Your roommate: sure
You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner
Your roommate: why?
You: it’s January 18
Your roommate: oh that makes sense
Your roommate: sure
You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner
Your roommate: why?
You: it’s January 18
Your roommate: oh that makes sense
by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2022
National Frænk the midget day
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
by Frænkie G January 18, 2021
international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
by Mvkeyzz January 19, 2022