September 16

National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.

Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3

by ilove_robert September 8, 2022

September 16

pee-in-a-bush-day

"Hey I'm going to use the bathroom."
"Oh no you don't, its September 16th."
"Oh shit.."

by uireiuf October 31, 2021

September 16

This is the day that all the girls and boys hug their crush if you dont do that you’re a pussy

September 16
Girl/boy: heyy can i get a hug
Crush: Sure
*hug*

by EndSeen September 15, 2021

September 16

National hug day

Girl: why did u hug me

Boy: it’s September 16

Girl: ohhh yea

by Joshua_17 September 14, 2021

September 16

National ask your crush out day.

Friend: Hey Shkeisha isn’t that your crush.

Shkeisha: yea why?

Friend: Its September16 it’s go ask your crush out day.

Friend: go ask them out

September 16 is the day we’re all the lady’s/men ask out there crush

by www.bewhoyouareee🏳️‍🌈 September 15, 2021

September 16

National: Have sex with someone named Becky for a day

Person1: are you really having sex with Becky

Person2: yeah cause it's September 16 duhh

by Tacomanssss September 16, 2021

September 16

On this day your girlfriend has to sit on you or suck your dick in front of everyone in the house y’all in

Boy: bae it’s September 16th

sit or suck
Girl: sit

*or*
Girl: suck

by IAmBigBillyTheBiggestWetWilly September 9, 2022