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Kroger's Ogre

(1) A customer or shopper who obsessively looks for discounts

(2) A person on Halloween who
has a cheaply made costume
TLC's Extreme Couponing expose a lot of Kroger's ogres and how their addiction is affecting their life
by EmJayee October 14, 2017
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kroger cart tan

"Farmer's tan"
Tan one obtains from being outside pushing carts at Kroger. The tan is everywhere that the Kroger uniform is not.
After a long day at work, Jane comes home and strips down to see that the only tan parts of her body are her calves, face, neck and forearms.
Jack: Shyyt, Jane, you have a Kroger Cart Tan!
Jane: I know, Jack, it makes me feel so... sexy. I love having only my lower limbs tanned.
by Maria Lehner September 20, 2008
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Kroger

An extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don't have their "plus" card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.
1. Here at Kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you'll be paying as low as the Publix next door!

2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!

3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!
by Jeph tha 5'9 November 2, 2008
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Kroger

Kroger is a grocery chain headquartered in Cincinnati Ohio. There are stores throughout the southeast and Upper South.
I went to Kroger to pick up some frozen Skyline Chiliand some Grippo potato chips.
by Marthakay December 28, 2005
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Kroger reject

A person that worked for Kroger and was not a good worker never following the rules always calling in sick. Then they go work somewhere else and brag they make more or get more hours.
John Joe used to work at Kroger. Now he works for Wal-Mart.

Bill Yes he is a Kroger reject.
by CT1973 November 2, 2011
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Krogering

To go to a Kroger's parking lot and engage in oral sex and/or sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I had to go Krogering because we still lived at home with our parents wouldn't approve of our fornicating.
by Joelj7891 January 10, 2010
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Kroger 250

A motorized shopping cart race, held after 11:00 pm, at any random Kroger Grocery store. Must include: at least two people, two scooters, between 2-5 cars. Objective being, to beat your opponent around the 2-5 cars.
"Did you hear? Lauren totally whooped Chelsea's ass at the Kroger 250 last night!"

"No way, it was only because Chelsea's scooter was slow."
by LAURENANDCHELSEA May 11, 2006
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