illuminati

Something everyone screams when theres a triangle.

*sees triangle in geometry class*
Yells: ILLUMINATI!

by LolMeowMeowMeowKuutra October 17, 2014

illuminati flip

When you put an address into your GPS and then your phone starts flipping around and having a seizure.

Bro I just put the address in Waze and it did the Illuminati flip and kept spazzing!

by Russiancancer3000 December 31, 2018

Illudium Phosdex

The shaving cream atom, supplies of which become dangerously low on Earth in the 24th & 1/2 century, necessitating a mission by Duck Dodgers to claim Illudium Phosdex-rich Planet X in the name of Earth.

Not to be confused with its unstable isotope Illudium Pew-36

"Try new Pheno-Barbasol with the healing power of Illudium Phosdex"

by Obbens November 1, 2006

illuminati

a cult that smokes weed,360 no scopes noobs and worships a dorito with a eye

im a part of the illuminati

by a potatoman June 12, 2018

Illuminati

An ancient, disbanded organization that people claim to be behind an ongoing conspiracy. What people claim that they are behind today is something that they were actually against back when they existed. Many people believe that the Illuminati is represented by a triangle with an eye in the center, known as the all-seeing eye. Conspiracy theories are sometimes tied to this eye, but their real symbol is actually an owl.

PlayStation 4? Xbox 1? 4-1=3? A triangle is 3 sides. What do the owners of both the companies have? Eyes. Triangle? Eyes? SONY AND MICROSOFT ARE ILLUMINATI!!!!!

by AreialInferno December 13, 2014

Illuminaughty

{adjective} when she's a good girl but is bad for you.

I thought shorty was all innocent and sh*t, but she's illuminaughty.

by chinkymotherfucker November 11, 2016

asian illusion

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

by Princeout July 1, 2011