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simeone

High class Italian. Whenever someone speaks out against the name it is simply because it is not theirs. Simeone's are bound for greatness and will always be around.
big daddy simply has some other last name so he must speak out against the one he wishes to posses/ big daddy has no money therefore he is obviously not a Simeone
by markymarkI8I February 12, 2008
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Simeon

one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).

he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!

bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-

join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!

"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"

- a fellow Simeon's Witness.

*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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Dirty Simeon

During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
by Johnny Friemel January 16, 2021
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siyoon

A name that describes someone who is smart and loving towards others. Always gets A's in every subject. Siyoon is a person who makes people laugh with his bad jokes. He can also be described as a midget who everyone loves.
person - "siyoon is so smart"
by Torieh3 January 18, 2017
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suyeon

Beautiful, Hot and Sexy Korean girl that I ever meet.

Her Amazonian figure sat well on her wafer-thin body. She had a decanter shaped waist and her complexion had an impeccable, ochrous hue. Her pencil-thin eyebrows eased down gently to her black, beetle’s-leg eyelashes. A sculptor could not have fashioned her seraph’s ears and pixie’s nose any better.
When she broke into a smile, her beguiling, oyster-white teeth lit up the room. It could jolt you like an electric current when that megawatt smile gave you her full attention. Filed to perfection, I just loved her. Spools of it plunged around her photogenic face and hid a swan’s neck, elegant and smooth. I loved her nebulous, Eden-green eyes which were a-sparkle with the ‘joie de vivre’. They were like two beryl-green jewels melted onto snow.
Her calamine-pink lips are like rose petals. She talked to me in a dulcet voice as sweet as any songbird.
Suyeon was beautiful today, did you see her smiling.
No?
Why didn't you look at her oyster-white teeth! It lit up the whole room!
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Simeonswaifu

An obey me tiktoker who has many problems but really loves simeon!
Person: omg, did you hear about simeonswaifu? They play obey me! I should probably play that game!

Person 2: I saw their mammon video, I loved it so much, It has 15.0k likes!

Person 3: don't forget that they really love Simeon! Haha-
by MelonLol January 29, 2021
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Simeon

You're the Simeon in our group.
by missyhiggins March 3, 2009
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