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Moonlight Basin Montana

A defunct real estate scam on the North side of Lone Peak. Usually the snow blows away and the terrain is mostly flat except for the headwaters which is usually windfucked rock. After being bailed out by taxpayers to the tune of a bllion or so dollars it was purchased for pennies on the dollar by another real estate company. Purported to be more soulful then the neighboring resort, the truth is that only skiers who can't hang at Bridger end up here. It is also the place Bridger locals go to shame the real estate agents posing as ski bums by winning the extreme comp every year.
I am a huge corporate sellout pretending to be soulful so I ski at moonlight Basin Montana
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moonlight sonata 

possibly one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever performed by anyone ever. Written by Ludwig Van Beethoven.
Moonlight Sonata is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
moonlight sonata by ThroatSlit July 30, 2006

Moonlight pirates

a) Someone whose a fag, (gay) and probably likes to sit nearer than 5 feet to their bro in a hot tub.

b) Cosplay pirate that enjoys mooning people.
Eg. “Man, look at those moonlight pirates over there!”

“Ayo check it out! There’s one moonlight pirate inside another! That shits crazy man!”

Moonlight Desires 

Gowan's unexplainable sexual weakness to the feminized moonlight's desires.
These moonlight desires haunt me, they want me.
Moonlight Desires by ronj December 7, 2014

Moonlight Suckington 

Getting a blowjob by the light of the full moon. The most romantic way to get the Suckington
"What was the most romantic night of your life?"
"When Brittany gave me the Moonlight Suckington"

Moonlight Pirates

The participation in homosexual activities involving pirate cosplay and moonlight. Origin: Caribbean. Rumored to involve Rum, Coconut Oil, Vasoline and four of your best mates.
Honey call the police, I saw the moonlight pirates in the yard with coconut oil and vasoline again!

I was walking on the beach and was deeply disturbed by the activities of the moonlight pirates.

Moonlight Pirate 

Man, I was walking down a street in Somalia, and I totally ran into a group of moonlight pirates!!