Definitions by ronj

Moonlight Desires 

Gowan's unexplainable sexual weakness to the feminized moonlight's desires.

These moonlight desires haunt me, they want me.

Moonlight Desires by ronj December 7, 2014

Schnauzler 

The combination of a schnauzer and a Hausler.

I saw the wolf-gash tenderly carrying a schnauzler the other day.

Schnauzler by ronj January 13, 2011

Wolf-gash 

The combination between a Wolfgang and a gash. This results in a hairy werewolf possessing a large slit in their lower lip. The wolf-gash is also holding a Schnauzler.

I saw the Wolf-gash and was quite frightened.

Wolf-gash by ronj January 13, 2011

Zipple 

A nipple possessing zits of great proportions.

I finally popped my zipple, there was so much white stuff.

Zipple by ronj January 13, 2011

Wolfgang 

A German masseuse capable of anything.

I went to see (Wolfgang) about my skin condition.

Wolfgang by ronj May 18, 2010

ronning 

verb
1)to jump in and take over a task that someone else is doing, without being asked.
2)to ineptly procreate with your wife, leaving her totally unsatisfied.

"quit ronning me, go find your own job"
"hey honey, in this position we can both watch the game"

ronning by RonJ March 14, 2008