Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.
by Ilan's mother December 13, 2021
Get the Ilanmug. Ilan has the N-word pass
by OsherTheBlackChild June 4, 2023
Get the Ilanmug. by High definition intelligence September 12, 2022
Get the Ilanmug. Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.
Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
by Ilans BFs November 23, 2021
Get the Ilanmug. by PatelfromGujerat December 26, 2023
Get the Ilanmug. A bunch of nerds with no life that spend 25 hours a day studying math and making bad jokes about bar ilan studying materials. They have been in the same program for the majority of their life. If you encounter a bar ilan attendee the best thing to do is to call the cops and run
You Are a bar ilan attendee?
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
Yes
Get the f*** away from me you f***ing need, I'm calling the cops right now
by Average magshimim Chad February 24, 2024
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Get the Ilanmug.