Elias

Cute, Cool, Fucking Sexy, THe best guy you'll ever meet. An obvious choice for your boyfriend, and is very trustworthy. He has a long dick, and rumors say that he took a dick from a guy name Owet, and made his even longer.

Bitch, that Elias is so damn sexy! I wanna marry him!

Elias by MyDadIsAnAsshole March 4, 2018

Elias

Name given to a man who has exceptional abilities in seemingly an endless number of topics. For some reason however; God decided to make all Elias' considerably unskilled in basketball. For they have no ability to play the game and seem to have no concept of how to stop anyone else from scoring.

I saw that man named Elias lift a car with one arm, but he never could stop Kurt from scoring when playing one on one in basketball. Simply amazing!

Elias by kurt April 22, 2005

Elias

Elias is the best boyfriend ever!

The sweetest guy ever, treat you like a princess, so strong and keep you safe.
He is a very Godly man -

sorry girls, he is mine.

"Who's that handsome guy over there?" - Person 1
"That's Elias!" - Person 2

Elias by hottie1256 October 21, 2023

Elias

Someone who leaves poop stains everywhere he goes

“Come on elias not again”
“I can’t help it”

Elias by danica420420 September 26, 2020

Elias

A male scared of everything the world could offer. He is very very very very very very short.
btw ben dover

Let's just say.... The devil made me do it ;) - Elias

Elias by Jb3y November 4, 2022

Elias

Elias is a poor mortal being that thinks, he is not. Often very fit, plays alot of different sports, but like to sit on the toilet for a long while. He acts wise, to hide the vacuum thats in his hear. But Elias is a very gentle and caring guy. He is more of a mans-man then a womens-man, but loves his Milk more then anyone else. Elias has two sides. One side, where he is kind and helpfull and the other side, where he is mean. When he gets made fun of he likes to go into the offensive-deffense where he makes the other guy feel bad for making a joke. This he does very often, even if the other guy didnt inted to hurt him or even make fun of him. Elias often has goods friends, who care for him and lile him. In most cases, they know eachother for a long time and play alot of games together. But otherwise, Elias is a very quiet and socialy akward person, who lets his attraktivness do the job. If your a Elias and your reading this. I want to tell you that you can be proud of who you are. Your friends love you for who you are! Your family does to! Congrats.

Go bring out the trash Elias!

Elias by Swiss Melone July 15, 2021

Elias

Elias is the best person you could ever meet.He is hot ,cute and sweet all at the same time ,meanwhile being a fucking badass <3 He is super cool, deserves the universe ,has big dick energy and has amazing hair *-* He is basically the boy of every girl's dreams.

He also has a very cool girlfriend and they own 2 super cool cats and a very cool cactus together.

Girl A : bro i think i like elias
Girl B : who doesnt bro

Elias by poisongore!! October 5, 2020