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Elias is a poor mortal being that thinks, he is not. Often very fit, plays alot of different sports, but like to sit on the toilet for a long while. He acts wise, to hide the vacuum thats in his hear. But Elias is a very gentle and caring guy. He is more of a mans-man then a womens-man, but loves his Milk more then anyone else. Elias has two sides. One side, where he is kind and helpfull and the other side, where he is mean. When he gets made fun of he likes to go into the offensive-deffense where he makes the other guy feel bad for making a joke. This he does very often, even if the other guy didnt inted to hurt him or even make fun of him. Elias often has goods friends, who care for him and lile him. In most cases, they know eachother for a long time and play alot of games together. But otherwise, Elias is a very quiet and socialy akward person, who lets his attraktivness do the job. If your a Elias and your reading this. I want to tell you that you can be proud of who you are. Your friends love you for who you are! Your family does to! Congrats.
Go bring out the trash Elias!
by Swiss Melone July 15, 2021
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