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Lock out with your Cock out 

The act of safely locking out machinery typically robotic automation cells while your junk is out and trying to not get caught by the safety guy.
Bob: Hey bill can you help me with this robot.

Bill: yeah no problem.

Bob: don't forget to Lock out with your Cock out. I saw the safety guy cruising around. He's on a mission.
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Lock, Stock, and Cock Block 

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.
Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!
When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go
Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"
Cocklock by Shoinks May 10, 2020
A male chastity device, such as the cb-2000.
The groom was doomed to frustration when his wife put him in a cocklock on their honeymoon.
cocklock by maestrogrande January 3, 2007
I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.
cocklock by steve freund February 25, 2008
A male or female who constantly stares at the groin region of all males who are within visual range.
You enter a bar with a friend you notice a particularly ugly woman staring at your package.You turn to your friend and say "Damn I wish that skank would quit getting cocklock on me"
Cocklock by Maddoe September 25, 2004
to pin down a womans vagina with a massive cock
dude, i cocklocked this bitch when i was bonin her last night
cocklock by joe mackdonald April 22, 2006