Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.

Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.

Farticle by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

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Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.

"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"

"Yeah? How was it."

"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."

farticle by irreverent August 2, 2006

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Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

Farticle by Davo66 September 18, 2003

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