eggplant

A person of Sicilian heritage. This term is derogatory in that it points out to Sicilians how they have African blood flowing through their veins. Etymologically, this term derives from the 9th century conquest of the Sicilian island by the Moors, who, for all those ignorant folks out there, were in fact African.

If you have Sicilian blood in your veins then you must also have African blood as well.

by Cannabis Maximus June 22, 2005

Eggplant

An insulting noun to describe stupid and or useless person, much like the actual plant. It is best used on a person of low intelligence as they do not understand they are being called an eggplant.

Kramer - You Fucking Eggplant!!
Jem- Whyyy?
Kramer- Because all you do is sit around like an eggplant!
Jem- I'm confused!
Kramer- BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!!

by Tape63 August 19, 2010

eggplant

A creepy ass person with huge cheeks on the bottom and a pin head on top. The disperportionateness of their face makes them appear creepishly like an eggplant.

He's such an eggplant, I hope he goes on a cheek fat loss diet and stops stalking me.

by boogyman1234321 October 24, 2011

eggplant

the vegetable we use to talk about pp on texto or conversation

omg his eggplant is so big, it can’t even fit in my mouth !

by anywaysoooo March 20, 2021

Eggplant

A person who is black on the outside and yellow on the inside. In other words they're black versions of eggs, obsessed with anything Asian/Anime. They are a very rare sight indeed so if seen take a picture because you never know when you'll see your next eggplant again.

Bill: oh dude look it's an eggplant near all those eggs playing wii!
Dan: No way, I gotta take a picture of this!

by BobTHEIMPALER13 July 29, 2011

Eggplant

Dan also known as dampsandwich also known as eggplant

he is believed to be a descendant from the eggplant family, and speaks the language "hubba hubba"
Dan likes to eat fellow eggplants while watching anime and the bee movie, he practises cannibalism.

Dampsandwich the Eggplant posted a picture of himself eating another eggplant, with the captions "I ATE MY FIANCE HELP"

by Dan's Carrot April 18, 2013

Eggplant

A fruit, related to tomato and potato. Commonly inserted into their own vaginas by female holewreckers in order to strech the inner boundaries of the pussy and loosen it

There are even known instances of eggplants being inserted even into anus of a person, leaving a permanent gape

by 32121 December 21, 2017