TJ

Turkey Jizz, comes from the movie "Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo"

Hey man, you got a little TJ on your lip.

by EnglishMaster July 12, 2006

TJ

stands for thumb job. drunk girls jackin off your thumb thinkin its a penis.

put your right thumb in the air. TJ's all around!

by ktparsnips May 29, 2010

TJ

tj a.k.a. Twat Juice

Damn I want to get some tj from that bird.

by Bob Cob July 12, 2006

TJ!

Abbreviation of Totally Jerkable. TJ! basically means that you would totally jerk off to a hottie you just saw.

Usually TJ! is said in public so the girl your talking about doesn't understand.

As you say TJ!, you must make a hand gesture of jerking off to imply that this chick is indeed Totally Jerkable.

Pervert 1: "hey, did you see that hottie with the tits?, holy shit, makes me wanna comjizzle in my pizzle pazzle"

Pervert 2: "TJ!" *hand motion*

by Tyler Ardizzle December 24, 2008

TJ

Slang for Tijuna, a Border town in Mexico that borders San Diego, California.

18 Year Old Kid: "Hey, let's go to TJ tonight and get wasted."

by KBach February 7, 2008

Tj

a tool.

K: Whos that?
M: Just some clingy guy, he wont leave me alone.
K: Definitely Tj

by dracosgirl49 August 26, 2011

TJ

Too. Juiced. Meaning overly excited

Am TJ for that house party tomorrow

by FrizzyDee May 27, 2011