tarded

my girlfriend

My girlfriend is tarded

by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008

Tard

Is what you call a retarded person. Normally used in school to tell others the Special Ed kids are coming

Tard Alert, on your right
Fucking tards ate my lunch

by JavaCares November 14, 2017

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

Tard

a Tard is a kid who likes to touch stuff around him at random moments and bash his head on any near by object

Oh hes a Tard

by Titaan April 2, 2018

Tard

Someone who acts unintelligent either purposely or accidentally.
Associating with someone mentally disabled and/or retarded.

What a fucking tard!

by Naomi J December 15, 2008

Tard

A person who is retarded, but is realy a normal person just acting like one.

Since he fell off the stairs he is a tard

by D C August 9, 2006

tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by rival football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick July 16, 2008