CTM

chinga tu madre = fuck you

ctm no te metas con mi familia

fuck you don't mess with my family

by ksdshf November 3, 2017

CTM

short for chuckle to myself
kinda like lol but more realistic, because who actually laughs out loud when they write that? I mean if something's really funny you end up writing lmao or something. ctm just seems to be more relevent, more often. and as an added plus people can't read it as a word; they would have to say the letters separately, unlike stupid people who actually say lol in real life.

well that escalated quickly ctm

betcha 5 bucks you wont eat that ctm

why do black people who get out of jail become muslims? ctm

by john the pimp January 28, 2013

ctm

Crash to Metro. The Windoze 8 variant of ctd, in the win8 case when the program closes you're dropped to the metro start screen (whereas in win7 and earlier you would be returned to the windoze desktop, hence ctd in those versions).

Another ctm, facebook app is total crap.

by bugmenott May 5, 2013

piñera ctm

piñera ctm is the cutest way to call your partner pretty in Chile

love you, piñera ctm

by floooooo November 23, 2021

CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy)

CTM is an acronym for a person, usually of the female persuation, who is not only crazy and thirsty, but adds insult to injury by also being “messy”. A person who is unstable, needs constant attention and does not care who they offend or piss off by being flagrant and open with their behavior. Someone who is both bi-polar and borderline.

I’d think twice about messing with her, bro... she’s a stage 4 CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) with narcissistic tendencies.

by SweetSyl June 16, 2018

CTM

chuckle to myself instead of lol or laugh out loud

Person1 : Funny joke goes here
Person 2 : CTM

by andrewo March 13, 2015

Ctm

Chuckling. To. Myself.

A quick way to 'lol' yet subtle and realistic.
Created by BVfrNBma.

"Hey do you know Bob?"
-who is Bob?
"Bobbabooey-Howard Stern's penis!"
-ctm, nice one. I thought you were talking about Bob.
"Bob?"
- BOB.
"YEAH"
- BOB.

"YEAH, WHAT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?"

-NOW, YA. BOB.

"YA."
- BOB.
"YA."

- BOBBITY BOB BOB BOIEW WYEAYUH.

"Ctm, what the hell? Are we all Bobs?"

by Bobby-Bobbino November 25, 2023