Two handed wonder

When your masturbate and pet your dog at the same time.
Did you hear about Tom, he is a two handed wonder.
by TwoHandedWonder October 09, 2016
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Tichu for Two

A sneaky, two-player version of the classic card game Tichu, typically played by four people. Often used as a covert excuse for two individuals to meet up and spend time together, usually under the guise of "just playing cards." Commonly employed when one or both parties are trying to keep their budding romance on the down-low from their friends.
Bro, I walked in on them playing Tichu for Two in the coffee shop, and Julia was blushing so hard she couldn’t even play the Phoenix card right
by mothy123 February 02, 2025
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Two Four

Tp hold hands during remaining, where one man lifts the other up and changes places.
The man rushed to the inn outside town to have a warm Two Four.
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Maximal two day

22.02.2022
Twenty second of the February, of the year 2022. It's also a palindrome.
It's an only date with full twos that you're going to witness in your life. Next one will be in 200 years, from then you have 18 thousand years or 20 thousand years for it to happen, a maximal two day.
Hey man! I will never see a maximal two day again because of you, that's why I'm going to take a number two on your car.
by derDybuk November 12, 2021
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The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.
People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.
by ApricotFields October 29, 2020
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Tom Tom Take Two-Cock

An ex-Navy seaman who developed a reputation for being able to fit two fellow seamen's male appendages in his rectum during man-on-man gay encounters.
"I was on shore leave and came across Tom Tom Take Two-Cock. "
"Tom Tom Take Two-Cock was better than I'd have expected."
"That T4C last night was awesome!"
by Jimmy Feltersnatch January 11, 2014
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Baptist two-step

A girl fucks two guys at once while attending Baylor University.
Ay that Baptist two-step we pulled last night was sick, I was trying not to make eye contact with you cause that would be gay. Go bears
by Hk1234 January 14, 2021
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