Ryan is the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever wish for. He’s gorgeous, but that doesn’t define his beauty, his wonderful personality does. He’s my everything.
Me: “My boyfriend’s name is Ryan, he’s the best.”
Someone: “Damn I wish I could get me a piece of some Ryan.”
Someone: “Damn I wish I could get me a piece of some Ryan.”
by His Little Rat January 16, 2022

Seen from typical eyes as a yellow Enderman from the once-popular game; Minecraft, this entity fulfils the one stereotype for being Chinese; having no eyes. According to himself, he coined the name 'Vladdy Daddy'. Unfortunately, unlike his height, his Schlange is not so Lange...
by HammyShoe July 13, 2024

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

Ryan is the guy that no one respects. He's self conscious and insecure dealing with confrontation through passive aggressive and manipulation. Ryan's always have a politician in the family but are too uncomfortable to admit it. He's the guy you want with you when picking up girls because you can use him as an example of how much better you are than him and other guys. Ryans are almost always simps that believe in love, but will always get cheated on.
Everyone needs a Ryan in their life.
Everyone needs a Ryan in their life.
by Kinglsayer961 July 13, 2022

If you have a friend name **** you are attracted to him he has a small dick and are considered a cunt because of his toxic behaviour he acts like a 4 year old who doesn't know how to see because of his small eyes he loves eating noodles and drinking monster he probably haa diabetes
by Realgoodnight July 22, 2019

Ryan is a term used when describing someone, typically a male, that is/has using a female to build himself up. Not normally used in this fashion.
Most commonly used positively, as a way to describe someone you thought you knew before they reveal themselves.
Most commonly used positively, as a way to describe someone you thought you knew before they reveal themselves.
by Nymphimp November 24, 2016

The quiet, independent, reserved guy who barley breaks a straight face who only truly opens up to very few. If you think you know him, think again. He’s a kind, caring, and a respectable, supportive person who’s wisdom knows no limit. He doesn’t follow the crowd, does his own thing. He might be cold and distant on the outside but is an old soul and a weeb who’s shoulder you can cry on for hours and he’ll listen to every word. I’m talking to you fish boy.
Person 1: Hey look it’s Ryan.
Person 2: Why pay him any mind? He barely talks.
Person 1: Because he’s what you call respectable.
Person 2: Why pay him any mind? He barely talks.
Person 1: Because he’s what you call respectable.
by Pachicho November 4, 2020
