California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.

A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"

by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025

Bush Fires

Slang term for seat heaters in cars . Refers to the area that is heated.

All mod cons in that car with aircon and twin front bush fires.

by Frandango October 9, 2022

fire jocks

Fire Jocks refers to a true ginger minge, red on top and bottom!!

" Hey old mate, that chick would have fire jocks for shaw"

by Adso February 10, 2007

Bring the absolute fire

When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.

Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.

by AdamGgGg October 21, 2021

White Fire

A white fire is a mixture of fireball and Jamaican, white rum, Ray and nephew aged for a week and a half. If done correctly should have citrusy notes should go down very smooth and crisp and you should get messed up very quick.

I don’t want any moonshine. I want some white fire a drink that taste good and get you messed up real quick.

by Fennz April 8, 2025

Fire in the Hole

When you pour a shot of Fireball in your lady’s butthole and then slurp it out.

We ran out of shot glasses so my girl let me do a Fire in the Hole and drink it out of her butt.

by Jim Houckenstine January 1, 2021

Mexican Fire Drill

After Mexicans heat up fish in the break room microwave you retaliate by putting a bag of microwave popcorn in for 10 minutes and watch it burn! I JUST PULLED A MEXICAN FIRE DRILL BRO!

Screw this smell of stinky fish in the microwave! I am pulling a Mexican Fire Drill

by Twnkie The Kid November 21, 2022