butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 27, 2010

Do you like butter in your muffin?

1. Do you like hot semen inside your vagina?

2. Do you like butter in your muffin?

No, thank-you. Just jam for me

by TaeKwonJon February 28, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 15, 2010

I can't believe its not butter face

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

by Daga Jobin August 04, 2010

Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023

mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer

monokuma's butter, taka's boyfriend is now butter

Mondo butter, what a tragedy, what a bummer! smells great! wonder, what my pancakes will taste like now? So! Sad! You know, you should blame it all on that Junko! But grab a spoonful, and lets get ready for some chow!!

Mondo butter, what a tragedy what a bummer: Meaning the song that Monokuma had made for Mondo's execution (getting turned into butter)

by olikinne August 25, 2022

i cant believe its not butter

when you cum on a girls back and or bread then spread with a butter knife. She then eats the bread on her back you lie down on her back and you get stuck to her.

i did a i cant believe its not butter to my girl last nite.

by tkifr March 03, 2008