just take it to god

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.

Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.

by emery comyn February 6, 2010

we killed god

God looked down at our presence and smiled an emotionless smile that read, "send help pls". After that, he shot himself still emotionless. God is free now and I honestly don't know if angels can fucking die.

Some faggot: *insert Cory In the house anime.* 👌

Faggot #2: We killed god.

by IIHaveNoLife November 26, 2017

Capital G God

Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.

Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.

by Queenie’s Girl February 5, 2021

(C.O.G.)Children of God

Children of God do not stand down and push through any obstacle.

(C.O.G.)Children of God do not play so don't test them dumbfuck.

by HIS SON 12 May 15, 2016

God Mode Chubby

The instance after having a full erection in which the penis is almost completely flaccid, but is still as long as when you had an erection.

Guy 1: So, I was changing at my friend's party and this girl walked in on me.
Guy 2: Dude, that's sucks! Was your dick hard or soft?

Guy 1: I had a God Mode Chubby! She was impressed.
Guy 2: Nice!

by MuffinManTF May 10, 2011

Super Saiyan God

A transformation that is beyond the limits of a standard super saiyan and multiplies the users power by a lot

person: That guy was way stronger than a standard super saiyan, you could call it a super saiyan god.

by G.Nic December 7, 2020

Gods Rain

When go has had one too many beer's and decides to release his fluids on the world.

Tom: I hate it when we get this strange colored rain!

by Pimpin TeddyBear December 20, 2004