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Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
by Big_Sak March 20, 2008
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Taking it to the basket

Taking your partner to the basket clamp her vagina open then slam dunking your size 7 basketball into her intestine, this refer to a male then creating a second vagina in the stomach then fucking it until it stops bleeding
You want to take it to the basket honey.
NO im calling child protection services dad.
taking it to the basket
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The worst take

I bet you 1 million dollars that "the worst take" is that "You (or your team) are wrong and should be doing something differently." You want to bet? I'll bet you.
Hym "What is the worst take? Let's find out......... Ope! That counts! That counts as the thing I said! You owe me 1 million dollars!

And it's funny because I could say the exact same thing about religion! Ha! Hilarious! You want to know the problem? The problem is that the narrative and counter-narrative creates this false dichotomy between 'Blind appeasement' and 'Demonization' and those are not the only options! That's what makes it a false dichotomy! You could be doing something other than what you're doing."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2023
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Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
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take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.
I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.
by MoldyBiscuit September 27, 2022
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Take it to the hoop

If you get busted with the rock, take it to the hoop in the squad car.
by milo the unkempt July 26, 2023
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Ordering Take Out

Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.

Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 31, 2011
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