slut on a leash

when a girl puts out and unleashes her wild side in bed with a guy, however, she will only do so when that guy is her boyfriend.

rob: dude, i always thought kelly was a prude?

joe: why do you think otherwise?

rob: mike* didn't tell you?

joe: tell me what?

rob: ever since he got serious dating that girl kelly, he said she hasn't been able to keep her hands off him and she does some wild shit in bed.

joe: haha! no way! that's what i call a slut on leash!

rob: slut on a leash? what's that?

joe: when a girl puts out and unleashes her wild side in bed with a guy, however, she will only do so when that guy is her boyfriend.

rob: well, at least that means there's hope to find a hot conservative girl who restores the confidence in us that there are no faithful women left in this crazy world full of sluts.

joe: you know what that means, she probably has friends who are just like that too!

rob: we gotta tell him to hook us up!

joe: hell yeah! i'll finally not have to worry about bringing a girl home. gettin some ass that has class!

rob: yeah buddy!

*mike: best friend of both rob and joe.

by Innovative Definition Creator August 7, 2012

ditch slut

The redneck version of a gutter slut.

In contrast to a gutter slut... high heels, miniskirt, smeared makeup, and a martini glass. A ditch slut would have jeans, tshirt, no teeth, beer can, and be barefoot.

by dixieRebel June 18, 2011

slut circle

a group of sluts and/or tools who talk about meaningless bullshit in a circle

*group of tools talking*
*guy enters conversation*: Is this the slut circle?

*in the slut circle*
Slut/Tool: So I was like yea and he was like yea!
Other slut/tool: no way!
Slut/tool: yea!
Non slut/tool: ...wow whata slut circle

by TheLegendOfBoss October 13, 2011

Freudian Slut

A person who, unwittingly, can't talk about underwear without getting overly graphical.

"His thong keeps sticking up the crack of my arse!"

"Oh-uh, Freudian Slut!"

by .. sour ~o~ June 6, 2004

Russian Slut

A Russian girl that you get to know and she at first seems like a nice person and once you start to really get to know her, you find out that she is a dirty pedofile and likes to go to skateparks and have pathedic little crushes on little eleventeen year old's. She then scares the little eleventeen year olds. And she thinks that the little eleventeen year old's like her back because they call her name's such as.. the Russian Slut. According to the Russian slut; being called name's is considered flirting. Maybe it's some russian thing... But anyway's.. Then she goes and try's to be cool and try to do an ollie on a skateboard and then fall! Because she is a stupid grom!!! And the little backstabber would accuse everyone else except the little eleventeen year old's of stealing her skateboard even tho it was the eleventeen year old's because they hate her. She is a stupid poser. Watch out for the russian's. They like to stare at you.
And if you tell her anything she goes and tell's the whole world. you cant trust them.

I'm not racist.

Hey who wants to come with me and put hot sauce in the Russian Slut's hair?!

Let's mix the Russian Slut's pop with all these half empty pop's, and then let her drink it.

Hey nichole, it would be pretty funny if we stepped on this chocolate bar and gave it to the Russian Slut.

all true memories.

by TheKellster April 6, 2005

slushy slut

A slut with multiple forms of DNA inside of her body adopted from different men or women.

I saw old slushy sluts stalk and expose themself to my little brother on myspace.

by europopian September 19, 2009

Slut Breakfast

The combination of drinking a coffee and smoking a cigarette.

We were at the outdoor cafe and all Tom wanted was a Slut Breakfast. He pulled out a cigarette and promptly ordered a coffee.

by Adam Jones Is Not Real September 11, 2010