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Paw Paw for Jesus 

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life from May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty.

Paw Paw for Jesus 

A phrase from a spoken short story which aired on This American Life, May 22, 1998. A woman stranded in the town of Paw Paw, MI (It's near Dowagiac, don't cha know) finds the owner of a gas station very unhelpful. She recalls seeing the sign outside a church as she came into town, which proclaimed "Paw Paw for Jesus." She is angry the woman won't help her and starts shouting "Paw Paw for Jesus" to remind her of her Christian duty but becomes slightly obsessed with the phrase.

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.
When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

Gen Z Jesus

A person who embodies a modern-day figure of positivity, social justice, and guidance. Known for balancing compassion, humor, and a big personality, Gen Z Jesus inspires their community by challenging outdated norms, promoting inclusivity, and uplifting others. Often seen as a blend of influencer and modern sage, Gen Z Jesus encourages people to live authentically, tackle social issues, and seek inner growth—all while connecting through real talk and down-to-earth vibes.
She's basically the Gen Z Jesus of our friend group!
Gen Z Jesus by ara_eek November 11, 2024

jumped up joe jesus 

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.