boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

That bitch is such a boner thief

by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018

Boner moment

When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017

Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear

I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner

by spacedolfin August 5, 2024

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Boner thoughts

Usually inappropriate thoughts that accure when one is aroused, but one wouldn't consider under any other circumstances.

Hey, sorry for asking nudes even though you have a boyfriend, it was one of those boner thoughts .

by IDK this needed to be a thing May 31, 2018

Boner

There's a type of Gacha heat boys can go through in real life, and it's called a boner.

A boner causes the penis/dick/cock/shlong to grow abt 5 inches or whatever

Im a girl so I don't really know much about it but I know that.

"When my crush sat on my lap I got a boner"

by Cupcake_Demon29 October 2, 2020

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood

Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner

by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024