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Where you go when a whore fucks a literal retard in the group home you work and pretends she isn't doing that.
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A whore fucked a retard. What's your excuse?

Oh... Shit. I don't have one. I must be some kind of semi-retarded filth. Did you use it before the whore fucked the retard?

No. I literally wouldn't be here if 1. The whore had just done her job and not fucked the retard 2. Dealt with the consequences of fucking the retard 3. I didn't need a detailed account of why I murdered everyone 4. Need to prove that all of the people around me are garbage.

Wow..... I'm just as bad as the worthless cripple aren't I?

Yes. You are.
by Hym Iam December 3, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

You: Hmm. What's urban dictionary? Better look it up...
by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
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urban terrorist

A person or persons that is trained in hand to hand combat, firearms, homemade bombs and usally has a great knowledge of government and local police actions. being said most of these persons should be feared as they will kill anyone and anything, have no moral feeling or sense of wrong doing.
by drummerafn December 19, 2010
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uRbaN DICTIONARY

1. Site you're on right now

2. How it's spelled at the top of the page
1. Damn, now I know what a fucking Seed Satchel is!

2.

Bob: Why the Fuck is it Spelled uRbaN DICTIONARY at the top of the page?
Rob: Site's trying to be Hip
Bob: Ain't workin'--Dogg
by .Woody.H. January 23, 2008
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urban prep

Usually these people walking around wearing South Pole and listening to Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne and they think they are so gangsta. Generally cleaner than the regular gangsta, and gets good grades, is part of sports, but likes the hip-hop culture. Usually on the basketball or track team.
Lena wears South Pole, she must be an Urban Prep.
by yowhatupbitch February 13, 2009
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Urban Dictionary Dumbass

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
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Urban Dictionary Editors

The people who decide which definitions get approved on this website. Few of them actually follow the publishing guidelines.
Bad Urban Dictionary Editor: I don't like this definition. *reject* I don't agree with this definition. *reject*

Good Urban Dictionary Editor: This definition might be a little offensive, but it still follows the publishing guidelines. *accept*

I doubt this definition will get through the Urban Dictionary Editors.
by Quzu July 18, 2011
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