Two faced

When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u

Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced

by I hate Walmart August 22, 2018

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.

Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.

by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022

Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

a game from chowder that involves no winning
its bad luck not to say the whole name

how many times do i have to say there is no winning in Field Tournament Style Up and Down on the Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle-Jangle Every-Angle Brickabracka Flacka-stacka Two-ton Rerun Free-for-all Big Ball.

by StepJoe July 28, 2023

Two nickels

A phrase used to describe an oddly specific scenario that has happened before. A shorthand reference to the now famous line from Dr. Doofenshmirtz in Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension. Can be used as the full quote, a “two nickels moment”, or simply “two nickels”.

“If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet I’d have two nickels; which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

by ninclemdo August 6, 2023

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024