magical fairy tits

Dos tits that you can never catch cuz they are too good for you, so they seem unrealistic.

I went up to the orb, opened the curtain and heard a voice say, "Behold, the magical fairy tits."

by Woahtherebroimjustaunicorn October 13, 2013

paint my tits

blow a load of cum on boobs

While I was jerking off she said: "paint my tits baby"

by tjt1218 October 18, 2013

Soapy Tit Wank

To slide ones penis in the crack of a womens breats and have sex with them.

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

bovine tit-piss

Milk. The piss of the cow's tit.

I intend on relaxing with a slice of fruit cake and a tall glass of bovine tit-piss

by Clownboy October 23, 2007

Dog Ear Tits

Tits that look like they have been pressed flat and have a wide connection at the body and narrow ending at the nipple, triangular in shape.

Richard "That girls tits look like a basset hounds ear. "
Greg "I'm sure she has a small litter of kids so they had milk then deflated forming Dog Ear Tits"

by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014

tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

Useless, of no relevance in the modern world

George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Pointing Spanish Tits

Spanish Teacher who has huge boobs and her tits are pointing out of her shirt

"Damn my Spanish teacher has really big boobs!"
"Yea I know she has Pointing Spanish Tits."

by Smithers john January 31, 2009